Bloated Processor
| Name | Bloated Processor |
|---|---|
| Type | Creature — phyrexian |
| Description | Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bloated Processor.
When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and " : Transform this artifact." It transforms into a 0/0 See more |
| Artist | Brock Grossman |
| Set | March of the Machine Art Series #93p |
| Wallpaper |  download |
| Image |  download |
About Bloated Processor
Bloated Processor, Creature — phyrexian, designed by Brock Grossman first released in Apr, 2023 in the set March of the Machine and was printed exactly in 4 different ways. It's currently being selled by the minimum price of 0.35.
This card could benefit a deck focused on sacrificing creatures for value, such as a Phyrexian tribal deck or a sacrifice-themed deck. While Bloated Processor offers potential for incremental value through sacrificing Phyrexian creatures and creating an Incubator token upon its death, there may be better options in terms of efficiency and power level, such as cards like Grave Pact or Dictate of Erebos for sacrifice synergy. Whether Bloated Processor should see play ultimately depends on the specific strategy and synergies of the deck it would be included in.
Where to buy
 | TCG Player |  32 uni.
| 1.79 | Visit store |
 | Card Kingdom | 36 uni.
| 4.64 | Visit store |
 | Ebay.com | Visit store | ||
 | Printing proxies | $ 0.75 | Visit store |
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Price history
| Date | Minimum price | Median price |
|---|---|---|
| 2024-08-17 | 0.08 BZD | 0.71 BZD |
| 2024-08-19 | 0.08 BZD | 0.71 BZD |
| 2024-08-26 | 0.08 BZD | 0.71 BZD |
| 2024-09-02 | 0.08 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-09-09 | 0.08 BZD | 0.73 BZD |
| 2024-09-16 | 0.08 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-09-23 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-09-30 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-10-07 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-10-14 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-10-21 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-10-28 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-11-06 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-11-11 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-11-18 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-11-25 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-12-02 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-12-09 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-12-19 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-12-23 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2024-12-30 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-01-01 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-01-06 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-01-13 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-01-20 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-01-27 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-02-03 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-02-10 | 0.10 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-04-27 | 0.31 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-04-28 | 0.31 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-05-06 | 0.30 BZD | 0.71 BZD |
| 2025-05-12 | 0.28 BZD | 0.71 BZD |
| 2025-05-19 | 0.28 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-05-28 | 0.28 BZD | 0.71 BZD |
| 2025-06-03 | 0.28 BZD | 0.73 BZD |
| 2025-06-10 | 0.28 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-06-17 | 0.29 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-06-23 | 0.29 BZD | 0.71 BZD |
| 2025-07-01 | 0.27 BZD | 0.71 BZD |
| 2025-07-08 | 0.28 BZD | 0.70 BZD |
| 2025-07-15 | 0.25 BZD | 0.70 BZD |
| 2025-07-22 | 0.19 BZD | 0.69 BZD |
| 2025-07-29 | 0.19 BZD | 0.69 BZD |
| 2025-08-05 | 0.19 BZD | 0.69 BZD |
| 2025-08-12 | 0.30 BZD | 0.71 BZD |
| 2025-08-18 | 0.32 BZD | 0.71 BZD |
| 2025-08-25 | 0.33 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-09-02 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-09-09 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-09-15 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-09-23 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-09-29 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-10-06 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-10-13 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-10-20 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-10-27 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-11-03 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-11-10 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-11-18 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-11-24 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-12-03 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-12-08 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-12-15 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-12-22 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2025-12-29 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-01-01 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-01-05 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-01-13 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-01-20 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-01-26 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-02-02 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-02-09 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-02-16 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-02-23 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-03-02 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-03-10 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-03-16 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-04-02 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-04-07 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-04-14 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-04-23 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-04-30 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-05-05 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-05-14 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-05-20 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-05-25 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-06-01 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-06-08 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-06-15 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-06-23 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-06-29 | 0.36 BZD | 0.72 BZD |
| 2026-07-06 | 0.29 BZD | 0.68 BZD |
| 2026-07-13 | 0.20 BZD | 0.66 BZD |
| 2026-07-20 | 0.19 BZD | 0.66 BZD |
| 2026-07-27 | 0.23 BZD | 0.70 BZD |
| 2026-08-03 | 0.29 BZD | 0.76 BZD |
| 2026-08-10 | 0.35 BZD | 0.80 BZD |
Frequently asked questions about Bloated Processor
What type of card is Bloated Processor?
Bloated Processor is a Creature — phyrexian card in Board Game BOARD.
What is the effect of Bloated Processor?
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bloated Processor. When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this artifact." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
What is the price of Bloated Processor?
Bloated Processor currently starts at 0.35. See live prices from multiple sellers in the Where to buy section above.
What is the original set of Bloated Processor?
Bloated Processor was first released in the set March of the Machine, illustrated by Brock Grossman.
What is the legality of Bloated Processor?
Legality depends on the tournament format -- Bloated Processor can be legal in some formats and banned or restricted in others. See the full breakdown per format in the Legality section above.
What cards are similar to Bloated Processor?
Cards similar to Bloated Processor include Elvish Vatkeeper, Compleated Huntmaster, Marauding Dreadship. See the full list in the Similar cards section above.
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